Poor Jokes

Poor Jokes are the silliest, dumbest and most stale jokes that you will ever hear; if you want your roommate to leave you alone, then start telling these jokes.


001.
How to prevent yourself from dying in your house?
Stay in the living room.


002.
What is the height of miser-liness?
A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn't even give a fright.


003.
Man 1: My wife sent me a letter saying that she is 3 months pregnant now.
Man 2: That's good news.Celebrate!
Man 1: Well, I have been out of town for the past six months.


004.
Nurse: You need to take an urine test. You need to pass urine in that bottler under the table.
Patient: What, from here?!


005.
What did one telephone say to the other?
I got engaged a minute ago!




006.
The rooster says: "Cock-a-doodle-doo"
Uncle sam says: "Yankee-doodle-doo"
The fat old maid sayd: "Any dude'll do"


007.
Do you know what is the difference between a postage stamp and a woman?
The former is a "mail fee" while the latter is a "fe-male"


008.
What was the last four words that were utterred by Tarzan?
Who greased that vine?


009.
Why did the robber apply for a job in the police station?
Because there was a notice board outside which said, "Man wanted for robbery".


010.
What does Dracula say when you are leaving from his home?
It was nice gnawing you.


011.
What did mother star say to her daughter star?
You are too young to stay out all night.


012.
Doctor: Why did not you take five teaspoons of the tonic that I had prescribed you last sunday?
Patient: Because I had only one teaspoon doctor.


013.
Why are tomatoes red?
Because they saw the salad dressing and blushed.


014.
What do you get if you make footwear made up of bananas?
Slippers!


015.
Man 1: I am feeling bored. How to make time fly?
Man 2: Throw your watch out of the window.


016.
Why is the fourteenth of november called as Children's day?
Because it comes nine months after Valentines day!


017.
Which is better: having a million dollars in your bank account or having a burger?
A burger. Nothing is better than having a million dollars your bank account and a burger is better than nothing.


018.
Why doesn't anyone have a 12 inch long ear?
Because it would be a foot then.


019.
What happens when a Bee sits on a road?
The road becomes "BROAD".


020.
What is black, white and red?
A blushing zebra!


021.
How to save yourself when you are in a ship that is sinking in the middle of the sea?
Grab a bar of soap and you can wash yourself ashore.


022.
Why does a dog get angry when you blow in it’s face yet it will stick it’s head out of the window whenever you go on a car journey?