Funny Doctor Jokes

Funny Doctor Jokes are the funniest jokes about bumbling nurses, silly patients and forgetful doctors. This is a category of joke that most will be able to associate with.
Doctor Jokes are universal in the sense anyone can understand the essence of the joke without it being too regional. Some of these doctor jokes are really funny and hilarious; just enjoy reading these comedy jokes.


001.
A woman visited a Doctor.
Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am...
Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right?
Woman: How do you know?!
Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.


002.
Mr. Jones: Doctor, my son is having a problem.
He plugged up his ear and nose with chilies. Now he is screaming.
Doctor: That means he is not eating properly.


003.
Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily.
Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house. Do I have to buy one?


004.
Two friends run to a doctor, one of them said,
'Doctor, I accidentally swallowed a marble. Please get it out from my stomach.'
Doctor: Yes sure, but why your friend is here?
Boy: Because it’s his marble.


005.
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.
Woman: When will he have these?
Doctor: It’s for you, not for him.

Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Boyfriend Girlfriend jokes brings out the humor & sarcasm in the conversation between lovers about their first date, marriage plans and their parents.


001.
Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.


002.
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?


003.
Boyfriend: Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come.


004.
Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition.


005.
Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever...
Boyfriend: whereever I go?
Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave.

Short Jokes

Short Jokes is a collection of some very short txt jokes, PJs and also some hilarious and funny jokes. Enjoy your time reading these titbits and be happy in life.


001.
Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map


002.
which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest


003.
A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette


004.
Did you hear about the man who recently awoke from a thirty year coma and the
first thing he asked for was a cup of coffee. "Just a little cup" he asked "a lot of
caffeine tends to keep me awake".


005.
Two cows were talking at market and Molly says to Daisy "I was artificially
inseminated an hour ago". Daisy replied " I don't believe that for a minute".
Molly retorted "Its true - no bull".

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of the most enjoyable jokes about Mr. Dumb and Mr. Dumber who are so stupid that you will laugh over falling on the ground. Santa is Dumb while Banta is even more Dumber. These jokes are popular in India. Santa says something dumb or asks a dumb question while Banta replies with an even more foolish answer.


001.
Judge: You are accused of driving above speed limits. What will you take, 3000 bucks or 3 days in jail?
Santa: I will take the money rather.


002.
Boss: Your starting salary is 5000 bucks per month. Your job is being my driver.
Santa: If my starting salary is 5000 bucks, how much is my driving salary?


003.
Santa was removing money from the ATM.
Banta: I saw your password, ha ha.
Santa: What is it?
Banta: It is four asteriks (****)
Santa: Ha ha, you are wrong. It is 9425.


004.
Santa: Drink the coffee soon while it hot.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Hot Cofee costs only 5 bucks while cold cofee costs 10 bucks.


005.
Santa: There was a man that I saw in the mirror whom I had seen somewhere.
Banta: Who was he?
Santa: I think he was the guy who married my wife.

Restaurant Jokes

Restaurant Jokes are based on the interactions between the customer and the waiter in a restaurant and are funny, hilarious and are often sarcastic.


001.
My wife and I went for a meal the other night and I surprised everyone there by
ordering in French. It was an Italian restaurant.


002.
My wife and I went for a meal the other night and I said to the waiter "This
chicken is stone cold". "It should be" he replied "It has been dead for over a
week.


003.
My wife and I went for a meal last week and I said to the waiter "Did you know
that this chicken has got one leg longer than the other?" The waiter replied "Do
you want to eat it or have a dance with it?".


004.
I was in a restaurant last week and the waiter asked me for my order. "Can you tell me how you prepare the chickens "I asked. " Nothing fancy, Sir" replied the waiter "We simply tell them they are going to die".


005.
A couple were dining in a fancy restaurant when the waitress spots the man sliding
under the table whilst the woman seeming totally unconcerned.
As he slid completely under the table, the waitress went across and quietly whispered to the woman "Excuse me but your husband has just slid under your table".
"Oh no he hasn't" said the woman " He has just walked in."